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Q. What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A. A navel.
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created eve?
A. Because he didn't want anyone telling him how to make Adam.
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
A. There's a clock on the stove!
Q. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?
A. They hang around after the man leaves and talks to the woman.
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
A. They both like a tight seal.
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
A. So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
A. Filthy, and filthy but wearable.
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck!
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
A. The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?"
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
A. The captains log.
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A. When his hand caught on fire.
Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice girls?
A. They're going to call her Old Spice.
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
A. Never mind that, what the f*ck is she doing out of the kitchen?
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