I'd start a poll on Netpond and await annoninting (sic lol) into the
I'm a great guy Netpond club...
Then I'd fantasise about what I should have said in divorce court...
Next step - find a hairy hippy rich hot woman and settle down with a life of great sex and choice red wine...
Grow a goatee even though my stubble is grey...
Then I'd bug GTP Dave with pm's saying UPDATE UPDATE - whilst sobbing to my bank manager about awful things on t'intraweb...
Then I'd sell my pc and become a shoe salesman with a goatee in Cape Cod - or summat
Zango bad - shaving bad - er - next
