Originally Posted by flip

I'd start a poll on Netpond and await annoninting (sic lol) into the I'm a great guy Netpond club...

Then I'd fantasise about what I should have said in divorce court...

Next step - find a hairy hippy rich hot woman and settle down with a life of great sex and choice red wine...

Grow a goatee even though my stubble is grey...

Then I'd bug GTP Dave with pm's saying UPDATE UPDATE - whilst sobbing to my bank manager about awful things on t'intraweb...

Then I'd sell my pc and become a shoe salesman with a goatee in Cape Cod - or summat

Zango bad - shaving bad - er - next