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The advantages to a plastic vagina are:
They never say no.
You can put them in the microwave for a few seconds to warm them up. No need for expensive dinners or wine.
They don't eat much.
They don't tell you your tie doesn't match your suit.
They never argue.
You can hide them in the closet when a real girl comes over and they still are willing the next time you need them.
They don't come with a mother attached.
No contract is required.
You can share them if you want.
No PMS.
The list goes on and on.
Buy one for someone you like for christmas.
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