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No they have all been told by you that “scrabble said this about me, grab your pitchforks” and judging from the response you added “he is all out trying to shut down my business, look see there is the proof”.
I’m still yet to be told what this heinous, earth shattering, business destroying comment bomb was that I spent years plotting how best to use while my basement stroking my black cat.
I thought only Americans could be this self absorbed and I used to wonder how they could construct such nutty conspiracy’s. It would seem Michael Moore has paved the way for the simpler of mind to add 1 and 1 together and come up with 27.
For the last time dear
1) I did not write the comment.
2) The person who did probably put a comment exactly the same 2 seconds later on a video of a person falling off a skate board and 4 seconds before on some other random video. You have no more interest to them then a flower does on a distant hill blowing in the wind.
3) Nobody is plotting to try to shut you down and logically if you got over your own ego and self importance you would be able to work that out. If I was going to shut you down I wouldn’t do it by placing a single comment on a tube video.
I can see why Mona would be inflamed after you telling her that a “webmaster is out to get you” but I thought globo would be bright enough to have sat a thought about it before leaving a comment. Then I saw his location and your location and the penny dropped.
Alright time for me to come clean, really I have been plotting against you all along. I’ve been secretly meeting Globo for sex every Thursday and when I found his “I can help you in this biz in the vein hope you might fall into my arms in appreciation and make love to my bottom the way I dream” letters I got all jealous.
My anger turned into a bitter rage where I finally thought to myself I’m going to shut down another webmaster page via a single comment on a tube video.
While we are on the subject I did 9/11 and also I shot JFK even before I was born. There ,you have been publicly vindicated now and the nutty lies you spread before checking facts where actually true. You are indeed just as smart as you think you are.
Now if you will excuse me I’ve got a giant weather machine to make for step 2 in my world domination quest.
(Spins finger around temple)
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