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Old 06-17-2003, 05:44 PM   #12 (permalink)
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can you make soup from rocks

You got you computer and it was pretty fast, now it is slower than makeing soup from rocks, There is a good reason for this, you have loaded programs, deleted programs, surfed the net till you have almost reached what feels like the end, and your computer sits there screaming to itself, I am over loaded, I have ate so much information I am fat as an elephant. And your sitting there saying, this damn computer is slower than my grandma without her humm around. The only problem to this, is you cant see how fat your computer has gotten and it cant tell you. So you being the operater and controller of this fine peice of shit machinery that you paid boocoo bucks for need to do something. Every saturday night you should clear your internet cache files, or temperary internet files, clear your recycle bin, and run scan disk, then on sunday night before you go to bed run defrag... There is one little glitch here, If you wake up saturday morning and that little box shows bad sectors, guess what soon your going to be screwed. What is happening in the inside of that spinning information tilt a whirl, is the drive is flakeing, the little magnetic crap they put on there to hold the information is saying I want off this wild ride, The best thing to do is just grin and bear it, and trip on down to the computer store or go over to pricewatch.com and get you a new one, put it in have it copy your information and go on. Every hard drive comes with instructions, its not rocket science, if you can put together one of them damn toys your kids had to have for christmas you can put in a hard drive.
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