The perfect sex toy for any housewife?

Sarah_MaxCash · 05-18-2007, 09:14 AM

Vacuum screamer

A US mother-of-three has invented a sex toy that connects to a vacuum cleaner to give an orgasm in just ten seconds.

The gadget, called Vortex Vibrations, works by concentrating the air flow to create a rapid and gentle vibration, reports the Sun.

Inventor Joanne Drysdale claims it can give multiple, back-to-back orgasms lasting up to a minute a time - and it does not even touch the skin.

The 49-year-old former toolmaker was cleaning her carpets when she came up with the idea for Vortex, which sells for £35 through lovehoney.co.uk.

She saw how a piece of rubber that had got caught in the nozzle was gently resonating in the air flow. She also felt a soft stimulation to her fingertips as she tried to remove the rubber.

At the time Joanne, from Utah, had not had sex for 15 years following her divorce.

She said: "In my attempts to alleviate frustration, I began to think what I could do. I noticed how the rubber moved in the top of the vacuum.

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds.

"That was when I knew I was on to something that could potentially bring pleasure to all women."

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2337670.html

chuckzom · 05-18-2007, 09:16 AM

wow,.. not telling my wife about this,.. I could be replaced...lol

terry · 05-18-2007, 09:17 AM

"After several hours, I came up with the prototype. The first time I tried it I reached an orgasm within 10 seconds."

She admits to getting off to her vacuum.. nice. I would never admit that I do that hehe

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 09:18 AM

anyone that didnt cum for 15 yrs cums in 10 secs with anything I guess

on a more serious sidenote eating someone out is just that creating the vortex in your mouth that creates the pulsing... I should charge for manuals like these ha

Contra · 05-18-2007, 09:23 AM

Vortex in your mouth? I'll try that -

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Contra

Vortex in your mouth? I'll try that -

buy a didgeridoo it helps lol

its not that hard, if you can circulair breath (and generate a constant airflow) you can creating a pulsation, its the same that vacuumthingie does, inhale same time as exhale and create the puls.

mistwist · 05-18-2007, 09:31 AM

i think I will pass

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 09:32 AM

OMG theres a male version too

chuckzom · 05-18-2007, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

OMG theres a male version too

that is wrong in so many ways.

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by chuckzom

that is wrong in so many ways.

yeah landrovers suck

ScreaM · 05-18-2007, 09:49 AM

I'll get Krusty one.

PornFactory · 05-18-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

yeah landrovers suck

LOL....

When will we see this toy in adult movies?

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by PornFactory

LOL....

When will we see this toy in adult movies?

dunno

its a small niche but youre right this could be the new award winning pornmovie hahaha

Sarah_MaxCash · 05-18-2007, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

OMG theres a male version too

I have seen that picture so many times over the years and every time I see it I want to know the story behind it. Lost a bet? Is a submissive man?

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash

I have seen that picture so many times over the years and every time I see it I want to know the story behind it. Lost a bet? Is a submissive man?

must be some kinky guy

cause an exhaust blow doesnt suck so its useless. Dont think he lost a bet either doesnt look drunk and I cant imagine any guy losing a bet would be willing to do that. So yeah just a kinky guy I guess.

People never fail to amaze me.

Stooly · 05-18-2007, 11:12 AM

LOL DutchTeenCash, landorvers suck!

Interesting looking toy... it sure would solve my lil problem of depleting even my rechargable batteries

Zac · 05-18-2007, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash

OMG theres a male version too

Haha Funny Pic

DutchTeenCash · 05-18-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Butters

LOL DutchTeenCash, landorvers suck!

Interesting looking toy... it sure would solve my lil problem of depleting even my rechargable batteries

glad someone got it

theres toys that are rechargeble guess you know, funfactory makes them, european but US too, waterproof and (not that Id know lol) they seem to be better and stronger

http://www.erotik-sjop.com/asp/produ...98&prodTaal=1#

(yes thats dutch it says waterproof very bendable 1 finger control etc etc)

freechess · 05-18-2007, 12:57 PM

wow if this keeps up men might only be needed to take out the trash

Dravyk · 05-18-2007, 02:56 PM

And here I thought this thread was going to be about Hugh Jackman.

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