Porn-Hating Blue Elephant

[haui]

Yep, you read that correctly. Sunday morning an inflatable blue elephant visited Bridge Community church in Galveston. The elephant is part of National Porn Sunday campaign which is trying to beat out battle the multibillion dollar Porn industry.

.......the group claims that 47 percent of Christian families say porn is a problem in their home, and 40 million people look at Internet porn daily. By addressing the problem in the church, the group is taking a proactive approach by reinforcing family values.

from: http://houstonist.com/2007/06/25/porn_hating_blu.php

geeez I like the grey elephants better anyway

[silentwhispers]

oh my word, lol I have no clue what to say about it

[haui]

and check if the porn hating blue elephant comes to visit your town :
http://xxxchurch.com/07/tour_full.php

[mikesinner]

There go the crazy religious right wingers suppressing natural behavior again. Why don't they just go back to the good ole days of flogging themselves.

[cool1]

well an elephant would hate human porn, maybe if they showed it elephant porn, a nice sexy shot of a nude elephant in all her glory it might be a differnt story

[ADL_SusieQ]

yea thats just stupid, people are going to look at porn no matter what. Just like little kids, you tell them somethings wrong and not to do it, what do you think they'll want to do?

[shemale]

Eight years ago I visited a church in Germany, my ex-gf and I walked around the church and came to a window at the backside. Curious as I am I walked over and noticed some people we're inside looking at their computer screen. Now, you guess what kind of people they were and what they were watching.

Two years later I walked past this shop that was selling things in order to raise money for the local church. From a certain angle I was able to see what the guy behind the counter was doing, sitting their surfing the net....hardcore porn all over the place.

These people claim a lot, but I bet my money on it they are responsible for a big portion of my daily turnover.

[helene]

As if a giant blue elephant wouldn't cause far more trouble in the home that a bit of porn...

[Head Boy]

Well I've heard of using inflatable sheep, but an inflatable elephant is carrying penis envy a bit too far.

[haui]

Originally Posted by Head Boy

Well I've heard of using inflatable sheep, but an inflatable elephant is carrying penis envy a bit too far.

They are going to London in Nov. this year (says so on their calendar) so guess ya can visit em there

[Head Boy]

Originally Posted by haui

They are going to London in Nov. this year (says so on their calendar) so guess ya can visit em there

Packed their trunk already then.

[lyno]

Pink Pornophants opinion:

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by haui

and check if the porn hating blue elephant comes to visit your town :
http://xxxchurch.com/07/tour_full.php

If it comes to my town I'll piss on it.

[cool1]

looks he has a very bad case of blue balls goning on him being all blue.
they really need to get him a female

[@zrael]

Looks like they are going to have some fun
9.8.07 at Huntsville, Al
Porn and Pancakes!!

[SilvercashJeanette]

I don't know what to say.... I get so sick a tired of hearing these excuses: "Porn is ruining my relationship, PORN is wrecking my family"....

Let's be honest with ourselves for a min because it's very clear what's going on. These religious women can't break out of their shell and embrace their sexuality, leaving their husbands wanting more or needing something else entirely.

This is why their men turn to porn. Porn has NOTHING to do with religion... I'm and NOT going to hell because I masturbate!

What these women don't understand or rather, refuse to understand, is that SEX and SEXUAL DESIRE are things that make us what we are. Without our sexual desires we wouldn't be living and we wouldn't thrive!

They’re blaming porn because its way easier to do that then it is to say, "Hmmm... My husband likes to have his dick sucked... I think I'll do it for him"... Instead they deny him pleasure, forcing him to turn to porn to temporarily fill the need.

[SykkBoy]

I don't understand...are they say good god fearing Christians have a major problem with porn getting into their homes? that's not very Christian of them...looking at all of that internet porn

I have no problem (outside the obvious) with religion and religious people, but I believe in practice what you preach...so if you preach family values and chastity then remain chaste and don't beat your kids...if you preach living a clean life, then live a clean life...

[cater]

wonder when someone is going to pop that bubble, according to their bible god made everything(i.e. sex) and said "it was good", first chapter in the bible

[ScreaM]

Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette

I don't know what to say.... I get so sick a tired of hearing these excuses: "Porn is ruining my relationship, PORN is wrecking my family"....

Let's be honest with ourselves for a min because it's very clear what's going on. These religious women can't break out of their shell and embrace their sexuality, leaving their husbands wanting more or needing something else entirely.

This is why their men turn to porn. Porn has NOTHING to do with religion... I'm and NOT going to hell because I masturbate!

What these women don't understand or rather, refuse to understand, is that SEX and SEXUAL DESIRE are things that make us what we are. Without our sexual desires we wouldn't be living and we wouldn't thrive!

They’re blaming porn because its way easier to do that then it is to say, "Hmmm... My husband likes to have his dick sucked... I think I'll do it for him"... Instead they deny him pleasure, forcing him to turn to porn to temporarily fill the need.

Very well said hun.