Computer Gender

gelai18 · 07-20-2007, 11:38 PM

This is a good one!!!

Computer Gender

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether
'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine
gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible
later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half
your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine
('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won !

SleazyBear · 07-21-2007, 01:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gelai18

The women won !

Thats why I have a problem, like I have always said, if its got tits, or electronics your going to have problems with it

jhr · 07-21-2007, 01:45 AM

LOL, thats a great one!!
I still believe it should be female with all the problems it causes;-)

ScreaM · 07-21-2007, 05:11 AM

lolololol

great joke.

alpha_male · 07-21-2007, 08:05 AM

lol. great joke.

sirkakashi08 · 07-21-2007, 10:13 AM

nice one bro.! LOL!

carol.prime · 07-21-2007, 11:18 AM

hahaha!!!

well then. woman knows best!!!..

Stooly · 07-21-2007, 12:12 PM

LOL Been a while since i've read something whcih gave me such a good laugh

Dupont · 07-21-2007, 12:42 PM

heh that was good.

LittleSassy · 07-21-2007, 12:46 PM

nice one!

and made me think also!

fresh · 07-21-2007, 04:33 PM

and what is real gender of computer in spanish?

gelai18 · 07-26-2007, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresh

and what is real gender of computer in spanish?

what is it?

paul7 · 07-26-2007, 09:36 AM

lol great joke

fresh · 07-26-2007, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gelai18

what is it?

what is what?

pornvue · 07-26-2007, 12:44 PM

women are smart

ScreaM · 07-26-2007, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fresh

what is what?

communication problem?

07-20-2007, 11:38 PM	#1 (permalink)
gelai18 I have a great Body Do you? Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: phils Posts: 1,499 Points: 55	Computer Gender This is a good one!!! Computer Gender A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether 'computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation. The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because: 1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic; 2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else; 3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it. (THIS GETS BETTER!) The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because: 1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on; 2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves; 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model. The women won ! __________________ AdultPayMaster $100 Sign Up Bonus - TrafficGigolo - Spoiling Webmasters - Awempire - $100 Sign Up Bonus - Webcams.com - My Best Converting Webcams Niche

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