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10-25-2007, 06:51 AM
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Who Dares Wins
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Netpond Secret Santa!
Christmas is just round the corner folks, so which ponder are you gonna be buying a pressie for this year? What you gonna get them, and why?
I'm buying for scream, I'm gonna get him a brand new Fleshlight: http://www.fleshlight.com/main/realfeel/realFeel.html And, I'm even gonna throw in some lube so he doesn't have to keep stealing his Moms handcream: http://www.h-e-d.co.uk/swarfega-tufanega.htm Who YOU buying for? __________________
Re: coding/tech support/design: I am fully booked, regret NO new clients thank you. 3 great VOYEUR sites (my fave sponsor) | AEBN VOD Sponsor | Convert in style |
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10-25-2007, 07:15 AM
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Im looking for a wife who would like to live in SPAIN
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a raincoat for tullas husband
ear muffs for timbo and dj so they dont have to listen to sykboys crap music fly spray for gtp dave blow up doll so dirtyjumbo has a new gf that wont talk back water pistols for varzi and 12clicks __________________
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10-25-2007, 07:44 AM
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Nigerian Overlord
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10-25-2007, 08:03 AM
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The Bumpmeister
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 [01:44] ScreaM: WHAT? you couldn't get it up? [01:45] DirtyJumbo: she got pissed off called me a homo and left lol |
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10-25-2007, 08:05 AM
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Who Dares Wins
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Re: coding/tech support/design: I am fully booked, regret NO new clients thank you. 3 great VOYEUR sites (my fave sponsor) | AEBN VOD Sponsor | Convert in style |
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10-25-2007, 08:08 AM
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The Bumpmeister
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[01:44] ScreaM: WHAT? you couldn't get it up? [01:45] DirtyJumbo: she got pissed off called me a homo and left lol |
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10-25-2007, 08:13 AM
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Nigerian Overlord
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Reliable shared 'static hosting' from Varzi just $3.50/month includes 35Gb transfer, 350Mb storage and 5 domains with $.10/Gb OVERAGES. Contact me to take advantage of this new offer. (points accepted) |
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10-25-2007, 08:27 AM
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Stupid is incurable and contagious
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10-25-2007, 08:30 AM
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Nigerian Overlord
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Reliable shared 'static hosting' from Varzi just $3.50/month includes 35Gb transfer, 350Mb storage and 5 domains with $.10/Gb OVERAGES. Contact me to take advantage of this new offer. (points accepted) |
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10-25-2007, 08:36 AM
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Stupid is incurable and contagious
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The advantages to a plastic vagina are:
They never say no. You can put them in the microwave for a few seconds to warm them up. No need for expensive dinners or wine. They don't eat much. They don't tell you your tie doesn't match your suit. They never argue. You can hide them in the closet when a real girl comes over and they still are willing the next time you need them. They don't come with a mother attached. No contract is required. You can share them if you want. No PMS. The list goes on and on. Buy one for someone you like for christmas. __________________
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10-25-2007, 08:40 AM
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The Bumpmeister
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[01:44] ScreaM: WHAT? you couldn't get it up? [01:45] DirtyJumbo: she got pissed off called me a homo and left lol |
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10-25-2007, 08:44 AM
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She cries MORE MORE MORE!
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10-25-2007, 08:44 AM
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Reliable shared 'static hosting' from Varzi just $3.50/month includes 35Gb transfer, 350Mb storage and 5 domains with $.10/Gb OVERAGES. Contact me to take advantage of this new offer. (points accepted) |
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10-25-2007, 09:14 AM
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The Bumpmeister
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