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Old 11-15-2007, 06:57 PM   #21 (permalink)
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ScreaM if she come to see you it will just be to supervise your skinny ass washing my damned Cadillac.. I buy her a whip and everything just in case you get out of line. And NO you can NOT have three lashes just for "fun".
nah Tuula would jus squirt em in the eye give em the shock of his life she don't like whips even jus for fun freaks her out large cuz I used to be a psycho thug runnin the streets so nothin "violent".

Squirtin prolly freak em out since he never seen real live pussy let alone squirtin!

pass me nother beer Fred and we'll do sum shots next
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:51 PM   #22 (permalink)
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LOL this thread is funny! scream now you HAVE to create that blog - i'll make sure my wife bookmarks it and returns often
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Old 11-15-2007, 07:57 PM   #23 (permalink)
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LOL this thread is funny! scream now you HAVE to create that blog - i'll make sure my wife bookmarks it and returns often
Ya bro it is never thought about till now but sounds kinda funny "I'll get my mommy's recipe for you tomorrow". FUCK! LOL
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:01 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Damn I didn't know you guys loved Indian food so much.
Ask your mom for her family palak paneer and mutter paneer recipes ScreamiE ..

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Old 11-15-2007, 08:04 PM   #25 (permalink)
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nah Tuula would jus squirt em in the eye give em the shock of his life she don't like whips even jus for fun freaks her out large cuz I used to be a psycho thug runnin the streets so nothin "violent".

Squirtin prolly freak em out since he never seen real live pussy let alone squirtin!

pass me nother beer Fred and we'll do sum shots next
I use to drink like a wild maniac and have a good time old style whiskey attack.. so I'll drink with you. If I start mumbling about some woman called Angela, please attack me!
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Old 11-15-2007, 08:13 PM   #26 (permalink)
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I use to drink like a wild maniac and have a good time old style whiskey attack.. so I'll drink with you. If I start mumbling about some woman called Angela, please attack me!
The mother in law jus came an grabbed John jr so drinkin is on! I guess I'll jus dial a dinner since scream is a no show cookin butter chicken. Bro I know bout the whacked out whiskey shit AND whiskey dick. man I used to do sum f'd up shit on that stuff i'd never remember a damn thing till mornin but sure as shit I'd be callin Tuula at 4 in the mornin to get her on the horn with my lawyer fuck she'd be pissed.
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:08 PM   #27 (permalink)
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The mother in law jus came an grabbed John jr so drinkin is on! I guess I'll jus dial a dinner since scream is a no show cookin butter chicken. Bro I know bout the whacked out whiskey shit AND whiskey dick. man I used to do sum f'd up shit on that stuff i'd never remember a damn thing till mornin but sure as shit I'd be callin Tuula at 4 in the mornin to get her on the horn with my lawyer fuck she'd be pissed.
Having the boys over for drinking time while I was gone were you? Damn just invite all of Netpond next time! I think someone forgot to look in the freezer to find all those tupperware containers that were labelled, hence the note on the fridge on how to reheat them, I thought you had black hair not blonde or was there a hair streaking party going on too?

And yes, I remember those 3 and 4 am phone calls VERY WELL thank you, "guess where I am right now baby girl?" "Can you please phone Ray and tell him to be in court in the morning?" "Can you go to the bank and have some bail money ready?" Thanks for sharing Francis!
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:16 PM   #28 (permalink)
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mate you should make a site with the entire cookbook of your mom!! we all love authentic indian food
lol I'll try to. I'm a lazy fuck you know.

And Francis, sorry man I'll post the recipe when I wake up. I've been out all night and it's almost 5 AM here.
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Old 11-17-2007, 06:20 PM   #29 (permalink)
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lol I'll try to. I'm a lazy fuck you know.

And Francis, sorry man I'll post the recipe when I wake up. I've been out all night and it's almost 5 AM here.
Oh don't you dare apologize to him!

But he does love his butter chicken, maybe I'll sneak a pic of his belly when he's sleeping tonight and he wonders why I make him go to yoga! lol
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Old 11-18-2007, 07:18 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 11-18-2007, 08:01 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Wives: The reason any of you guys live past 30.
Husbands: without whom there would be no point in wives living past 30.
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Old 11-18-2007, 08:05 AM   #32 (permalink)
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Wives: The reason any of you guys live past 30.
I agree, but it doesn't mean we have to marry them.
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