Most embarrasing job...

slim shady · 03-06-2008, 06:10 PM

On the subject of work heres my most embarising job lol i was marvin the moose for cambridge united for 9 games. Against fulham gillingham when they were in division 3.

Got fired by the FA for breach of peace and incentment of riot but was fun...

mmm wheres my pic gone?

seeandsee · 03-06-2008, 06:13 PM

You need to eat so it's not embarrassing (nobody saw your face lol)

gecko · 03-07-2008, 08:18 AM

Damn you must be sweating your ass off

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 08:39 AM

lol yep...

Hey a quik question please i typed on google help for poets and my site came up number 1???????????????? is this right? How did i manage that? is that cause the blogs i got the week before..... or just cause i been to the site on my computer ?

my sites called helpforpoets.com

Dupont · 03-07-2008, 09:48 AM

How is the view in one of those?

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 10:05 AM

shite view u have to lift your head slightly up to peek through a small square visar....

Re my question dupont do u have any ideas please? ( note posted on seo forum as an after thought if it beter 2 answer ythere please

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LittleSassy · 03-07-2008, 10:44 AM

hey slim, that was not really embarrassing afterall! nobody saw your face in there except your mates! lol

thus, you look sooo cute with that mascot!

On your question, tried typing in poets on Google but didn't saw your site to be at #1, neither on the whole page. How was that? No idea either!

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 10:59 AM

Mean type "help for poets" little sassy that what i typed tried of 2 terminals an sam ething happened?....

edhel2005 · 03-07-2008, 12:44 PM

yup you're number 1 for "help for poets" slim

i wonder if anyone actually searches for that though

)
but you did beat 864,000 other sites so ... congrats !

markz08 · 03-07-2008, 12:51 PM

i wonder how it feels like when your under those huge head of a moose and those kind of clothes...its so hot on it right? haven't done any work that i must say embarrassing though curious with some other jobs around...

fsudirectory · 03-07-2008, 12:56 PM

your domain is... helpforpoets.com so SEO alone + a few links will get you up that high.

And at least you didnt get fired like the guy that wore Bernie from the Miami Heat a few years ago for touching women inappropriately during games.

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by edhel2005

yup you're number 1 for "help for poets" slim

i wonder if anyone actually searches for that though

)
but you did beat 864,000 other sites so ... congrats !

wow cool i actually have typed before help for poets when you go to helpforwriters it a computer generated site an really shite....

Edhel how did u see 864000 other sites?

How did i manage this please is that me blogs from last week?

Kinda shows yee no 1 gives a fuk about poets an wants to help them, hence the domain still available i rekon....

Hey mark it felt damn hot but good lol i was also Hi Jinx the cat at a bowling alley after for a month as well on and off for functions an stuff....Used to do a lot of acting and clowning then sigh those were the days....

LittleSassy · 03-07-2008, 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slim shady

Mean type "help for poets" little sassy that what i typed tried of 2 terminals an same thing happened?....

yay! sorry about that. got it and now i saw it!

maybe the reason for that is the fact that the keyword itself used to search Google was same with your domain name.

Thus, Google says: You're number 1 out of ....

Quote:

Results 1 - 10 of about 900,000 for help for poets.

Congrats!

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 03:00 PM

thanks edhel, fsul an lil sassy i think i understand know...

Ha ha not bad 1 week and top of google lol

mmmm how do i stay there? Gonna add content tuesday night will that help? It wont mess it up will it?

fsudirectory · 03-07-2008, 03:40 PM

More content is always better. Just make sure you use keywords like poets, help, poem, in the posts

mikesinner · 03-07-2008, 06:33 PM

I was a jizz mopper at an adult bookstore.

Carl0s2 · 03-07-2008, 07:18 PM

Congrats on number one Slim! Looks like your HTML is improving too! Like the header

You might want to change your meta tags though. You have...

http-equiv="Keywords" content="Help for writers and poets"
http-equiv="Description" content="Simple to the point site!"

It would usually be more like...

http-equiv="Keywords" content="Help,Writers,Poets,Yearbook,Poetry,Writin g,Information,Guide,Artists"
http-equiv="Description" content="Help For Poets offers information for writers, artists and poets in a simple and to the point site!"

See how the "keywords" is just a list of words and the "description" is sentence?

But then again, you are number one! So WTF do I know, lol

mimi · 03-07-2008, 07:30 PM

how much did you get paid to wear that?

mimi · 03-07-2008, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

I was a jizz mopper at an adult bookstore.

ewwwwww gross...seriously???

slim shady · 03-07-2008, 07:33 PM

ha ha carlos im with you....wish i could lie an say i did header i didnt! Though am working on a logo and nice header that cool for mo.....

i going to me m8s house tuesday nite,he a DJ an webmaster finally bak in Spain. He going to help me out with this 1 and poetry with porn my prime focus...

My trial version of homesite run out is there another one free that works the same please?

Gracias...

Hey mimi just read ur question i used to get 20 pound for a game and a free program lol...I was a program seeler originaally becuase we coudnt afford tickets and it was a way to watch the game for free.

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slim shady Netponds Illigetimate son.... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: spain Posts: 615 Points: 190	lol yep... Hey a quik question please i typed on google help for poets and my site came up number 1???????????????? is this right? How did i manage that? is that cause the blogs i got the week before..... or just cause i been to the site on my computer ? my sites called helpforpoets.com

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fsudirectory I get paid(hopefully) to watch porn Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 518 Points: 2,655	your domain is... helpforpoets.com so SEO alone + a few links will get you up that high. And at least you didnt get fired like the guy that wore Bernie from the Miami Heat a few years ago for touching women inappropriately during games.

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slim shady Netponds Illigetimate son.... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: spain Posts: 615 Points: 190	thanks edhel, fsul an lil sassy i think i understand know... Ha ha not bad 1 week and top of google lol mmmm how do i stay there? Gonna add content tuesday night will that help? It wont mess it up will it?

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Carl0s2 I can change this but I can't be arsed. Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 309 Points: 265	Congrats on number one Slim! Looks like your HTML is improving too! Like the header You might want to change your meta tags though. You have... http-equiv="Keywords" content="Help for writers and poets" http-equiv="Description" content="Simple to the point site!" It would usually be more like... http-equiv="Keywords" content="Help,Writers,Poets,Yearbook,Poetry,Writin g,Information,Guide,Artists" http-equiv="Description" content="Help For Poets offers information for writers, artists and poets in a simple and to the point site!" See how the "keywords" is just a list of words and the "description" is sentence? But then again, you are number one! So WTF do I know, lol

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slim shady Netponds Illigetimate son.... Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: spain Posts: 615 Points: 190	ha ha carlos im with you....wish i could lie an say i did header i didnt! Though am working on a logo and nice header that cool for mo..... i going to me m8s house tuesday nite,he a DJ an webmaster finally bak in Spain. He going to help me out with this 1 and poetry with porn my prime focus... My trial version of homesite run out is there another one free that works the same please? Gracias... Hey mimi just read ur question i used to get 20 pound for a game and a free program lol...I was a program seeler originaally becuase we coudnt afford tickets and it was a way to watch the game for free. Last edited by slim shady : 03-07-2008 at 07:37 PM. Reason: mimi q

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