Cybernet Expo: Top Five Reaons to Attend

ynotconnor · 03-18-2008, 04:35 PM

Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo

5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest.

4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you’ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won’t be left dry. You’ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let’s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it.

3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can’t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn’t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever… San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won’t be fake!

2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won’t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it’s a bit “unconventional,” but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance!

1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player’s Ball that San Francisco won’t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women.

[Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah’s comments.]

LAJ · 03-18-2008, 05:09 PM

How about some PRE-SHOW shout outs here... Got a lot of people committed to attending and/or sponsoring this years show... I look forward to seeing you in San Francisco!... AEBN, Naked Sword, Flashcash, DatingGold, RackCo, High Def Riches, Yappo Dollars, FTV Cash, Attorney Eric Bernstein, Hotmovies, Kink.com, Cybersocket, D$, GroobyBucks, AVN, Xbiz, Klixxx, FUBAR, Adult Chamber, Free Speech Coalition, Medium Pimpin, CCBill, Netbilling, Attorney Michael Fattorosi, Cherrypimps, TheBestPorn, Oprano, Gay Mainstreet, Adult Insider, Web Overdrive, HowIgotrich, DamageX, Moniker, Teasingbucks, TrafficDude, KickAss, Wanted List, Madison Avenue... Boy, as with all shoutouts, I apologize if I left you off this list!

And of course big thanks to Netpond for being a show supporter.

Hope to see several of you Ponders there!
https://www.cybernetexpo.com/registration.php

Meat · 03-19-2008, 02:37 PM

love the cybernet expos

very relaxed and great time

sticking for you guys

LAJ · 03-19-2008, 05:53 PM

Thanks so much Meat... happy to throw some passes to some Ponders as well in a board comp possibly.. as well as hook you guys up with attendee bag insert.

allayu · 03-20-2008, 01:53 AM

Shit,wish I could attend,but as a newbie,still work a 9 to 5 to pay bills.
Maybe next year?

Auf Mauf · 03-20-2008, 05:54 AM

Looking good man, some interesting reasons here. Hope sometime i will attend this show.

gecko · 03-20-2008, 06:24 AM

Wish I could make it

LAJ · 03-20-2008, 11:15 AM

The show is still nearly 3 months away... how can you folks be sure that you can't make it? Dream big!

deejne · 03-20-2008, 11:08 PM

I will be there! right here in SF!

Globofun · 03-20-2008, 11:17 PM

That looks like a great show, and just the Kink.com soiree is worth attending!

I will definatly have to think about it!

connor · 03-21-2008, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Globofun

That looks like a great show, and just the Kink.com soiree is worth attending!

I will definatly have to think about it!

Heh, I won't spoil the surprise but I'll just say that Kink.com doesn't do ANYTHING half-assed. We're three months out and I'm sitting here right now grinning like an idiot while thinking about how cool that event's going to be. lol

ScreaM · 03-21-2008, 01:47 PM

Hmm, time to get me a passport.

LAJ · 03-21-2008, 02:54 PM

C'mon San Fran companies... let's step up here and represent! Kink.com is setting a great example for hospitality

And with DatingGold being reasonably close to San Fran... so are they!

fresh · 03-21-2008, 04:53 PM

firts reason is the most important for webmasters

Dupont · 03-22-2008, 01:16 AM

Tempting... we shall see

alchymist · 03-25-2008, 05:13 PM

This is gonna be an exciting show for all attending!

Jethro · 03-31-2008, 06:55 PM

For everyone who will join the show ... have a great time

03-18-2008, 04:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
ynotconnor I am a Netpond Virgin Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 6 Points: 30	Cybernet Expo: Top Five Reaons to Attend Top Five Reasons to Attend Cybernet Expo 5) All seminars and workshops are geared specifically for the adult Internet business. That means you run the dangerous but exciting risk of learning things relevant to making more money in your business. We promise not to have any seminars or workshops on how to cling to DVD sales or faking orgasms for video, and we absolutely promise not to hand out awards to the sponsors who paid us the most money while you feign interest. 4) Relive your college days and leech free food and free drinks! Thanks to HotMovies.com, you’ll get to enjoy a free gourmet lunch while talking to representatives from the Free Speech Coalition about what you would like to see your trade organization tackle in the future. But you also won’t be left dry. You’ll find plenty of opportunities to toss down a few tasty beverages on our show sponsors because, let’s face it, alcohol just tastes better when someone else pays for it. 3) The show takes place in one of the coolest cities in America. You can’t get much better than San Francisco for an adult industry convention, a city that is known for great food, great sights, and even greater debauchery. It doesn’t matter your sexual preference, your kink, your fetish, whatever… San Francisco will still take your money with a smile, and the smile won’t be fake! 2) We actually give a shit about your ROI! We made sure that you won’t have to pay $400 a night for your rooms at Cybernet Expo, with rooms starting at $169 per night. We also kept our show badge prices lower than industry norms, with Earlybird prices at just $129. We know it’s a bit “unconventional,” but we thought why not make sure attendees actually get more value than the cost of attendance! 1) Increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% from a normal weekday. Why? Because Cybernet Expo attendees are going to experience some of the best parties of the year. D-Money is working on putting together a Player’s Ball that San Francisco won’t soon forget. Cybersocket has signed on to host the opening night party on June 10th, and Kink.com is treating Cybernet attendees to a soiree at the Armory Building that will be unlike anything this industry has seen before. These events, coupled with various late night hotel room gatherings and impromptu trips to local bars have been scientifically shown to increase your chance to get laid by up to 50% for men, and up to 250% for hot women. [Disclaimer: We made up the statistics in 1, but we did have a dream where Jesus descended from the clouds and said many people would in fact get laid at Cybernet Expo this year. We can neither confirm not deny the Messiah’s comments.]

03-18-2008, 05:09 PM	#2 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 795 Points: 3,900	How about some PRE-SHOW shout outs here... Got a lot of people committed to attending and/or sponsoring this years show... I look forward to seeing you in San Francisco!... AEBN, Naked Sword, Flashcash, DatingGold, RackCo, High Def Riches, Yappo Dollars, FTV Cash, Attorney Eric Bernstein, Hotmovies, Kink.com, Cybersocket, D$, GroobyBucks, AVN, Xbiz, Klixxx, FUBAR, Adult Chamber, Free Speech Coalition, Medium Pimpin, CCBill, Netbilling, Attorney Michael Fattorosi, Cherrypimps, TheBestPorn, Oprano, Gay Mainstreet, Adult Insider, Web Overdrive, HowIgotrich, DamageX, Moniker, Teasingbucks, TrafficDude, KickAss, Wanted List, Madison Avenue... Boy, as with all shoutouts, I apologize if I left you off this list! And of course big thanks to Netpond for being a show supporter. Hope to see several of you Ponders there! https://www.cybernetexpo.com/registration.php __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

03-19-2008, 02:37 PM	#3 (permalink)
Meat Im looking for a wife who would like to live in SPAIN Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Spain Posts: 24,561 Points: 128,646	love the cybernet expos very relaxed and great time sticking for you guys __________________ Its not the quantity of the bump its the quality of the bump.

03-19-2008, 05:53 PM	#4 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 795 Points: 3,900	Thanks so much Meat... happy to throw some passes to some Ponders as well in a board comp possibly.. as well as hook you guys up with attendee bag insert. __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

03-20-2008, 05:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Auf Mauf Is Aga really Little Buddha? Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Macedonia Posts: 2,298 Points: 4,350	Looking good man, some interesting reasons here. Hope sometime i will attend this show. __________________ **EXCLUSIVE ADULT DVD LICENSES* "Courier New"]20% OFF ANY 3 Critical-X, Madness, Mach2 & Pandemonium DVDs!!!!

03-20-2008, 01:53 AM	#5 (permalink)
allayu I love latex/pvc/leather,ass,and bjs! Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 26 Points: 240	Shit,wish I could attend,but as a newbie,still work a 9 to 5 to pay bills. Maybe next year?

03-20-2008, 06:24 AM	#7 (permalink)
gecko Join the Royal Family! Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 3,097 Points: 131	Wish I could make it __________________ [TeenSexMovs][SoloTeenGirls][Teens3Some]

03-20-2008, 11:15 AM	#8 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 795 Points: 3,900	The show is still nearly 3 months away... how can you folks be sure that you can't make it? Dream big! __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

03-20-2008, 11:08 PM	#9 (permalink)
deejne Where can i get a glass of you? Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: SF, California Posts: 123 Points: 60	I will be there! right here in SF! __________________ ArchiveCash // TastyDollars // NichePay // SkinTraffic // GayGravy // PrideAccess // TrannyPay ICQ. 382100572 // AIM. deej4vendetta // E. dj (at) adultdevelopments.com

03-20-2008, 11:17 PM	#10 (permalink)
Globofun I'm a Moderator and a TWIT Join Date: May 2005 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 9,988 Points: 4,240	That looks like a great show, and just the Kink.com soiree is worth attending! I will definatly have to think about it! __________________ Become a Shemale Master, even if there's NO MONEY in that niche! NicheCastle ExoticGold KinkyDollars Make me NO MONEY! "Work honestly and build, build, build. That's all I can tell you" -John Richard Simplot

03-21-2008, 01:47 PM	#12 (permalink)
ScreaM The Bumpmeister Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 73,462 Points: 510	Hmm, time to get me a passport. __________________ (3:03:54 AM) ScreaM: are you listening to christina aguilera again? (3:04:14 AM) DirtyJumbo: no britney spears

03-21-2008, 02:54 PM	#13 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 795 Points: 3,900	C'mon San Fran companies... let's step up here and represent! Kink.com is setting a great example for hospitality And with DatingGold being reasonably close to San Fran... so are they! __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

03-21-2008, 04:53 PM	#14 (permalink)
fresh so fresh and so clean Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: I like You. See Sig Posts: 14,590 Points: 110	firts reason is the most important for webmasters __________________ MY FAVORITE HOSTING: Unlimited sites, 1000GB of BW for just 9.95$ 99.9% uptime, 24/7 live support Here Check out new Netpond Sponsor: FlashCash - Instant payouts - you get 1 signup, you get paid instantly. No minimums, no need to leave money on the table

03-22-2008, 01:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
Dupont TCG makes the world go round Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 26,302 Points: 3,061	Tempting... we shall see __________________

03-25-2008, 05:13 PM	#16 (permalink)
alchymist Lets all help Meat find a wife Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 277 Points: 1,370	This is gonna be an exciting show for all attending! __________________ Michael C icq# 413-115-769

03-31-2008, 06:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Jethro Is Aga really Little Buddha? Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Veles,Macedonia Posts: 747 Points: 566	For everyone who will join the show ... have a great time __________________

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