I showed major RESTRAINT today!!

LAJ · 04-02-2008, 07:19 PM

So I went to my bank today and it was empty there save for 2 girls behind the counter and the manager on the floor. They all know me there... and it's always friendly, chit chat, etc.

Anyway... both girls are looking at me and I hesitate for a second thinking which one do I go to, they are both about 10 feet away. One is attractive, the other not so much. Then they both say "pick me, pick me!" and the manager steps over and she half jokingly says "how about I flip a coin"... and she points at the semi hottie and says "you get heads with her" and then points to the semi NOTtie and says,"you get tails with her."

Oh. My. Goodness.

For those of you that know me... I'll shamelessly comment on just about anything if I have an audience in front of me and the opportunity for a laugh or uncomfortable embarrassment from someone. Not to mention I'm trying to get out of convention mode this week so I still have a stockpile of smartass and sexually harrassing replies.

But damn... this is my bank.

Needless to say the first thing that popped in my mind was, "Ya know... I would actually prefer heads from HER and then some tails from HER."

But I bit my tongue and resisted the urge and instead smirked and said "No comment."

And sadly, I don't think the sexual innuendo registered with any of them!

Chuke · 04-02-2008, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by LAJ

"Ya know... I would actually prefer heads from HER and then some tails from HER."

hahahahahah .......

MoeLoubani · 04-02-2008, 07:44 PM

A bank is the best place to do that! Both the girls know if you're making good money and you could have busted mad semen on them both AND the manager!

mikesinner · 04-02-2008, 09:09 PM

the bank manager probably wasn't thinking about anything perverted. You've just been in adult to long.

LAJ · 04-02-2008, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by mikesinner

the bank manager probably wasn't thinking about anything perverted. You've just been in adult to long.

Ehhh... my perverted thoughts WAY predate my employment in adult. I coulda seen myself actually saying what I thought 20 years ago.

SleazyBear · 04-03-2008, 12:07 AM

I got a better one than that. When you sitting in a dinning establishment, and they dont have milk shakes, and the personal server is a bit on the bitchy side.. When they ask you if you would like anything else, say sure A blow job and a milk shake would be nice" 9 chances out of 10 the first thing out of the womens mouth is "we don't have milkshakes sir" I do that all the time.. LOL..

freechess · 04-03-2008, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyBear

I got a better one than that. When you sitting in a dinning establishment, and they dont have milk shakes, and the personal server is a bit on the bitchy side.. When they ask you if you would like anything else, say sure A blow job and a milk shake would be nice" 9 chances out of 10 the first thing out of the womens mouth is "we don't have milkshakes sir" I do that all the time.. LOL..

too funny sleazy. too funny

apcwebmaster · 04-03-2008, 12:19 AM

wow there must be something wrong with me, I would of immediately thought the insinuation was intentional

facialfreak · 04-03-2008, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyBear

I got a better one than that. When you sitting in a dinning establishment, and they dont have milk shakes, and the personal server is a bit on the bitchy side.. When they ask you if you would like anything else, say sure A blow job and a milk shake would be nice" 9 chances out of 10 the first thing out of the womens mouth is "we don't have milkshakes sir" I do that all the time.. LOL..

That's classy ..

Rofl · 04-03-2008, 03:29 AM

Haha, LAJ your story has all the makings of a fine eighties porn flick. I can imagine the cheesy music in the background as the cashier girls look over. LMAO

N/A · 04-03-2008, 07:51 AM

This thread is hilarious.

I wish my bank here is like that. Maybe I need to make more money before they're are gonna joke with me.

DamageX · 04-03-2008, 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

But damn... this is my bank.

Uhm, point being...? You wuss.

cumSlutKylie · 04-03-2008, 11:54 AM

That is pretty funny... Love this story! Hey .... LAJ I had no idea you held an official title as "eye candy" hehe.... u da man!

Jethro · 04-03-2008, 12:03 PM

Interesting story dude

LAJ · 04-03-2008, 12:29 PM

My community is very "small town" feel just outside of Austin. I was cashing bondage.com and puppycash checks right when I moved here so they all already know i'm a pervert to some degree. Makes me want to be all that much more "normal" and suburban dad type in my day to day dealings out there. Yes I know... I'm lame

ScreaM · 04-03-2008, 05:07 PM

lmao LAJ, you're like me.

bobby666 · 04-07-2008, 08:01 AM

such things never happen in my bank

04-02-2008, 07:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 878 Points: 4,215	I showed major RESTRAINT today!! So I went to my bank today and it was empty there save for 2 girls behind the counter and the manager on the floor. They all know me there... and it's always friendly, chit chat, etc. Anyway... both girls are looking at me and I hesitate for a second thinking which one do I go to, they are both about 10 feet away. One is attractive, the other not so much. Then they both say "pick me, pick me!" and the manager steps over and she half jokingly says "how about I flip a coin"... and she points at the semi hottie and says "you get heads with her" and then points to the semi NOTtie and says,"you get tails with her." Oh. My. Goodness. For those of you that know me... I'll shamelessly comment on just about anything if I have an audience in front of me and the opportunity for a laugh or uncomfortable embarrassment from someone. Not to mention I'm trying to get out of convention mode this week so I still have a stockpile of smartass and sexually harrassing replies. But damn... this is my bank. Needless to say the first thing that popped in my mind was, "Ya know... I would actually prefer heads from HER and then some tails from HER." But I bit my tongue and resisted the urge and instead smirked and said "No comment." And sadly, I don't think the sexual innuendo registered with any of them! __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

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04-03-2008, 03:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Rofl Poom Poom Rule! Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Old Blighty Posts: 2,566 Points: 4,715	Haha, LAJ your story has all the makings of a fine eighties porn flick. I can imagine the cheesy music in the background as the cashier girls look over. LMAO __________________ 3 Great Domains: http://www.netpond.com/domains-sale/...en-1-cams.html 3 great VOYEUR sites (my fave sponsor) \| AEBN VOD Sponsor \| Convert in style

04-03-2008, 07:51 AM	#11 (permalink)
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04-03-2008, 11:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
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04-03-2008, 12:03 PM	#14 (permalink)
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04-03-2008, 12:29 PM	#15 (permalink)
LAJ Netpond admin, salesguy, eyecandy, etc. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Austin Posts: 878 Points: 4,215	My community is very "small town" feel just outside of Austin. I was cashing bondage.com and puppycash checks right when I moved here so they all already know i'm a pervert to some degree. Makes me want to be all that much more "normal" and suburban dad type in my day to day dealings out there. Yes I know... I'm lame __________________ Advertise on Netpond and get your company NOTICED! Email me at advert at netpond dot com or icq 92418228 for details! Retain attorney Eric M. Bernstein - Ask me how! Cherries served fresh daily!

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