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Dear fledgling entrepreneurial web people. Want to get started in the adult blogging game but don’t know anything about HTML or Hosting. Don’t want to pay for domains or hosting on a blog that looks ugly and gets no traffic? Well I have got a deal for you.

I’m willing to provide you the most stunningly easy to use blogging template the world has ever seen. Yes this template makes it IMPOSSIBLE for your posts to look crap and makes updates so easy even your grandmother could do it. It cuts and resizes photos for you on the fly and uploads a thumbnail to the site so your blog always runs super fast.

But that’s not all, I’m also willing to buy the domain name for you or let you choose from a list I already have. That’s right I WILL PAY FOR THE DOMAIN. But wait that’s still not all. I will also supply the hosting and point the domain to the hosting and your template. I will even show you how to sign up to affiliates (really easy) and blog for any niche you wish. I can even do the first 3 entries to get you up and running and talk you though step by step how to work it over ICQ.

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT ALL. I will also make sure you have a domain that’s keyword specific and a site that’s fully verified and ranks well in Google. All you need to do is cut and paste your affiliate links and cut and paste the photo links direct from the webpage and hey presto your off too the races making your first signup dollars as a blogger.

What do I want in return I hear you say? Well all I ask is that you update it at least once a week and you have one single link to a site of mine in your links menu which I will already setup. How dead easy is that. So just to recap, I find you good domain for your niche, affiliates for it or you can choose your own, I get your page ranked, I pay for hosting, I provide the no brains cant go wrong looks super ever time template and if you really twist my arm I can make you a banner.

You collect 100% of the affiliate signup cash and all you have to do is update it with the e-mails sent to you from the affiliates you choose. To show you how easy it is I put together this blog while watching TV tonight. Welcome to Iluvtrannys If you read the posting times you can see how fast it is to put it together and if I didn’t have the phone calls I could have done the whole blog in under 10 mins. That’s 9 entries of slapped up blogs and as you might or might not agree the site doesn’t look bad.

Once again it’s almost technically impossible to screw up or make the site look bad. You have nothing to lose but your time and possibly your sanity. If you with to know more about my offer just PM me.

Posting this in both forums as newbie’s often look in both. Thanks again.