hey found this had to share it with fellow porn bloggers

[freechess]

random porn generator

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[twan]

"There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but a G-string when suddenly the doorbell rings"

[PornFactory]

LOL... interesting one! Thanks for the link!

[Namm]

lol here you go


Nicks Adventure
by Nick

There you are, lounging around the living room wearing nothing but a three-piece suit with women's panties underneath when suddenly the phone rings. Surprised, you stash the inflatable sheep under the couch and are happy to see a pizza delivery person grinning. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you do your nails, amused by the size of the cock that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years eating the pizza you've been waiting for. Being the gracious host, you spank all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of jism as 4454 people are now writhing in a pile on the kitchen counter sucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people sucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see a film crew staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They have their way with the cheerleaders one last time and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

[paul7]

lol just playing with it

[sac]

hmmmmm dump wow

[AbsolutePorn]

There you are, lounging around the public library wearing nothing but a latex cheerleader's outfit in your high school colors when suddenly the vibrator goes off. Surprised, you hope it's the pizza because you're starving.....for loving and are happy to see a pizza delivery person masturbating. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you take a bite of pizza, amused by the size of the tits that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's all the Playboy centerfolds from the last ten years eating the pizza you've been waiting for. Being the gracious host, you suck all of them, much to their delight.
The air is thick with the smell of sex as 7 people are now writhing in a pile on the hood of the car fucking. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people fucking at once.

Suddenly you look up and see more cheerleaders staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They laugh uproariously, then join in and you fuck them too as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

[RobertFrans]

hehe funny.

the triangles
by Mr sheep


There you are, lounging around the Hell's Angels' clubhouse wearing nothing but a bustier, garter belt, black stockings and 6" stiletto heels when suddenly you get off. Surprised, you bend over and call out, "Enter!" and are happy to see four Jehovah's Witnesses sensuously eating a popsicle. As the cheesy music begins you can't help yourself, so you let yourself be taken on the spot, disgusted by the size of the zuchini that confronts you. Before you know it a car pulls up and it's Leonardi DiCapri, Mel Gibson and Jim Carrey arguing over who will have you first. Being the gracious host, you cum with all of them, much to their delight.

The air is thick with the smell of burning stew you left on the stove as 1 people are now writhing in a pile on the handlebars of a Harley cumming. You're completely absorbed in it, never having enjoyed so many people cumming at once.

Suddenly you look up and see your mother staring at you and you grin foolishly. You're caught! They turn you over to the Jehovah's Witnesses and you pull out your badge and welcome them to the XXX-Files as the cheesy music fades out.

The End.

[Namm]

Originally Posted by sac

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lol way to make friends

[jaobedoza]

haha! this is great, maybe i can use it to make blog posts