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Old 10-30-2007, 02:53 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Porn Description Generator

Porn Description Generator

Generate an erotic porn description for your blog websites within seconds!
[img]http://www.translationkings.com/pgenerator.jpg[\img]
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I started about 6 months ago with writing porno descriptions. The first 100 were easy money and I felt this was really worth the money.
Problem is that after 100 .. you start getting "bored" and you run out of ideas etc etc. (well I did!)

So I made a generator ! :-)
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Porn Description Generator
The “script” contains 3 files.
* HTML file – Determinate the details of the description
* 2 PHP files that contain the generated text
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There are about 10 variables with each 20+ words so that the generated porno description is always above 150 words.
For each variable, there are 10 different sentences, some 15.
In total you can get 9900 different porno descriptions (100*100-100 = 9900)

Description example:
Quote:
Hot slender chick Alexandra von Schnitzel from the country of Deutschland. Voluptuous white body ready for anything. She is a 21 year old sex slave with incredible lust and desire, a wild animal!
Mystical deep brown eyes that will enchant you to the point where you want to satisfy her with all your power! Beautiful blonde hair that flows with every curve of her body! Soft lips that set your body ablaze and satisfy your every need. Incredible puffy tits, perfectly curved, D-cup size, something no man can resist to grab. Unbelievable round ass that will arouse your manhood and call to you with every fiber
long slim legs, the cherry on top of the cake. On the pictures you will find Alexandra von Schnitzel having sex with herself. She really enjoys doing this as you can notice by her wet tight pussy. She likes to touch her D-cup size tits while masturbating. What a great girl!

Price for the script is 20 dollars. This includes 1 free update a year(more variables + text).

The script cannot be redistributed or edited by the buyer unless the script gets bought including rights for the price of 500 dollars.
More updates can be made by demand for the fee of 35 dollar per hour(more variables or writing more porno).

Payment possibilities: Paypal, bank wire(europe) or netpoints !
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:39 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Would like more information on this.

how would i use this with my poorly described free hosted galleries, my sponsors have?

Load up the txt file w/ | | | | and it only generates a description?
not sure how this works.
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Old 10-30-2007, 03:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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@ mm107:

You just load up this program on your website, enter all the details from the girl you are wanting a description of (titsize, eye color, hair color etc etc) and it will generate you a full text.

You can then use the text for that image.
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Old 10-30-2007, 04:50 PM   #4 (permalink)
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When is there going to be a update?
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Old 10-30-2007, 05:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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There was going to be an update a while ago, with 5 generations that come out when u fill in the form. But unfortunatly that requires extreme heavy re-coding of the script, which unfortunatly isn't worth it to us.

We do suggest, hit "return" then click "generate" again. That should do the job, just takes a bit longer, but a lot less than for us to re-code the script.
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This looks like fun...
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Old 10-30-2007, 07:38 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2007, 08:11 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-30-2007, 08:14 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:11 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2007, 10:49 PM   #11 (permalink)
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its a great tools, how much the price?
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 11-03-2007, 11:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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$20 = 2000 NP points
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Old 11-04-2007, 07:51 AM   #14 (permalink)
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that's right.

Price of script = 20 USD or 2000 NP
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Old 11-09-2007, 07:59 AM   #15 (permalink)
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ePass is also possible! to my friends account, but still possible
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:18 AM   #16 (permalink)
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An update is comming shortly! = ) im gonna be very secret about it ;-)
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:25 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Cool i will be on the fence
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Old 11-21-2007, 08:54 AM   #18 (permalink)
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I'd like do buy this script.
Can we talk via ICQ?
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